Feb. 26th, 2001

typisch: (climbing)
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

A woman went into a bar and asked for a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one.

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't - you get down from a duck.

What's purple and commutes?
An abelian grape.

What's the square root of 69?
Eight something.

A man goes into a bar and says to Van Gogh "Can I get you a pint?"
"No thanks", says ol' Vincent, "I've got one 'ere".

Descartes walked past a prostitute. "Want some action?", she asked him. "I think not.." he said..
.. and vanished.

How do you make a chainsaw sound like a baritone sax?
Add vibrato.

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to hold the peni.. ladder.

What do you call a flea on the moon?
A lunatic.

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